MM's New year resolutions are

• Stop bitching about turning 31...i did that when i turned 30, its not like anyone listened and stopped the ageing process. So suck it up and listen to the sisterhood
• Lose weight- seriously...start dieting and exercising...or do atleast one of these...or atleast think about one of these...The "Secret' says that if you start thinking about something and then talking about it the universe will make it happen. So you are gong to hear a lot of talk about diets and exercises from me.
• Stop being a lazy hag....hehehehehhehehehehehehhehe...yeah like thats going to happen!!!
• Visit one exotic destination...Egypt??? With my luck i'll end up in Muzzafarpur
• Be a great Aunt....I can do this...I'm good with children, but am i good with dirty nappies. Babies are also poop machines...I see a lot of poop and bum washing in my near future.
• Stop watching Masterchef Australia...the ones i like never win...its such a heartbreaking experience