MM's ....

Sozzled, super sleepy and there's this buzzing in my brain. Lack of sleep can do that, turn a perfectly normal (ahem) human being into a flower (bees buzzing in my head).

Things one should do while in this state:-

• Stare at the computer real hard. Like you are pondering over a huge existential question. Kuch hoga nahi, you'll be able to convince your boss that you're working. It really works if you keep changing the screen, you know alternate between a word file, an excel file...makes it more realistic
• Think about ex boyfriends. The mind is in such an elevated state at this juncture that you finally realize how lucky you are at having gotten off..so easily. Man..all the time you spent crying over him were pittance compared to the time you would have spent crying if you actually hooked up with him. Very liberating
• Drink lots of water..lots and lots of it and sit in an AC room. Your bladder will fill super fast and then you can take potty breaks every half an hour. Fun na. It works too.
• Sound really low over the phone especially when talking to your folks but keep assuring them that you are fine and all dandy (since they'll be asking you if you're feeling well every two minutes). This will guilt them into coming and picking you up from the metro station/ bus station/ even your office if you know how to play it.
• Dream about the sleep you'll get once you go home. never works that way but hey a girl can dream. You could combine this with the point number one. Dreaming about the much needed sleep will give you mental peace and will put a vapid smile on your face prompting everyone around you to think that you are real pleasant person.

Ok.. I've gotta go..one bio break coming up