The last time they did this i had wanted to write a blog, but somehow it didn't work out..but today after a half an hour session with bird brained women on potty manners i am forced to put this down in writing.
I mean what is this place...i feel like Alice in wonderland most of time just waiting to scramble out of the hole.
13 women spending half an hour of work time discussing how to keep a fairly neat and well equipped toilet clean. They came up with interesting suggestions like a committee which would spot the culprit and shame her...the wannabe Goth chick has her claws into someone..she was insistent on talking to a person who happens to be a repeated offender....the crime being shredding toilet paper and littering the floor...OMG that does deserve a capital punishment...where's Menaka Gandhi when you need her, she would agree with the flighty women here... after all they are trying to preserve our forests by saving toilet paper
The toilet in question is one of the cleanest i have seen in a public place...ofcourse seats will be wet, there will be some toilet paper on the floor, you might get a view of a sanitary pad or two when you open the dustbin...and you know why..coz its a TOILET you bloody morons not your bedroom.
Some of the females were getting icky and nauseated by just listening to the words sanitary pads and poop...Do try and understand that among these are development workers who are working in the field of health, women's rights and in the villages...I can only imagine what they do when they meet the community
Fly was so dissatisfied with my performance in the meeting..she wanted me to participate, maybe throw in a suggestion or two...i was more like "lets try open defecation for sometime, would be good for the plant cover". Of course i didn't say that, just smiled and nodded...what else can you do at such absurdities.
So now its been decided that a group/committee will chalk out a list of rules, potty rules and paste it inside every loo so that one can read it and regulate where one's potty/urine falls while pooping/urinating. One extremely intelligent being wanted to make it an illustrative list. Need I say more...
Trust me guys you should work here even if for a month, its an experience in itself...
I mean what is this place...i feel like Alice in wonderland most of time just waiting to scramble out of the hole.
13 women spending half an hour of work time discussing how to keep a fairly neat and well equipped toilet clean. They came up with interesting suggestions like a committee which would spot the culprit and shame her...the wannabe Goth chick has her claws into someone..she was insistent on talking to a person who happens to be a repeated offender....the crime being shredding toilet paper and littering the floor...OMG that does deserve a capital punishment...where's Menaka Gandhi when you need her, she would agree with the flighty women here... after all they are trying to preserve our forests by saving toilet paper
The toilet in question is one of the cleanest i have seen in a public place...ofcourse seats will be wet, there will be some toilet paper on the floor, you might get a view of a sanitary pad or two when you open the dustbin...and you know why..coz its a TOILET you bloody morons not your bedroom.
Some of the females were getting icky and nauseated by just listening to the words sanitary pads and poop...Do try and understand that among these are development workers who are working in the field of health, women's rights and in the villages...I can only imagine what they do when they meet the community
Fly was so dissatisfied with my performance in the meeting..she wanted me to participate, maybe throw in a suggestion or two...i was more like "lets try open defecation for sometime, would be good for the plant cover". Of course i didn't say that, just smiled and nodded...what else can you do at such absurdities.
So now its been decided that a group/committee will chalk out a list of rules, potty rules and paste it inside every loo so that one can read it and regulate where one's potty/urine falls while pooping/urinating. One extremely intelligent being wanted to make it an illustrative list. Need I say more...
Trust me guys you should work here even if for a month, its an experience in itself...
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